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Friday 27 June 2014

Luke Shaw the expensive teenage player

MANCHESTER United has confirmed the signing of young defender Luke Shaw from Southampton with a contract of 4 years.

Luke Shaw has compeleted 30 million pound sterling, becoming the most expensive teenager.

It is reported that he received a salary approximately 100,000 pound sterling a week.

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The 18 year old teenager have been a card since the end of last seasons, but negotiations become advance after England had their early exit in the World Cup Brazil 2014.

“I am thrilled and excited to be joining Manchester United,” Shaw said after completing his medical. “I have been at Southampton since I was eight years old and I would like to thank them and the fans for everything they have done for me.

“I want to continue to progress my career and joining United is the ideal place for me to do that.”

Shaw’s departure is a blow to Southampton, who are losing Adam Lallana to Liverpool, while Rickie Lambert has also moved to Anfield.

Thursday 26 June 2014

Good Bye Suarez!!!

Luis Suarez, the controversial Uruguayan striker is banned for nine matches by FIFA after being found guilty of biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini.
 
This is means the end of World Cup 2014 for Suarez although Uruguay qualify to the next round.


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Suarez also prohibited from taking part in football related activities for four months and fine USD111,000.

"Such behavior cannot be tolerated in any matchs especially World Cup competitions which is concern of millions of viewers,"-FIFA Displinary Committee chairman Claudio Sulser


"Displinary Committee to take into account all the factors of this case and the decision was made in accordance with the relevant provisions."

The incident occured 10 minutes before the end of their final Group D World Cup in 2014 which saw Uruguay won the match with 1-0.

Tuesday 24 June 2014

Dracurez did it again

Luis Suarez may be penalized after biting Italy's Giorgio Chiellini in the final Group D clash.

Recording replays of the incident shows Suarez did bite Chiellini's shoulder after both struggled in the penalty box.
 
The incident occured a minute before Uruguay Diego Godin score in the 81st minute.


Uruguay qualify through to the next round after defeating Italy 1-0.
 
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For record, this is the third time Suarez involve with biting incident. Before this, Suarez suspended 10 games after he bites Ivanovic in English Primier League.

 
International Football Federation (FIFA) confirmed that they are investigating the incident and Suarez could be fine.


 "We are awaiting the match officials report. We will gather all the elements related to investigate this matter, "said a Fifa spokesman.

Monday 23 June 2014

FIFA clear Mexico fans of anti-gay chants

Mexican fans chanted words escape from anti-gay allegations in their World Cup opener against Cameroon on June 14 and the main body of the country will not be punished, according to the Federation of International Football Association (FIFA).

"Disciplinary Committee decided the incident in question is not related to or in general to shame. All charges against the Mexican Football Association also dropped, "FIFA said in a statement.

 
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The words laced insults reportedly voiced during the Group A clash in Natal.

FIFA has yet to drop a few as is the case involving supporters of Croatia, Russia and Brazil.

Supporters Croatia reported a banner displaying neo-Nazi in the opening match against Brazil in Sao Paulo, while fans of Russia did the same thing during the opening match against South Korea in Cuiaba.

The Brazilian fans reportedly chanting homophobic word against Mexico at the second place in Group A.

In the meantime, the European watchdog group known FARE said disappointed by FIFA decision does not act against Mexico.
"We are not described in detail on the report of the investigation conducted against Mexico. But if the decision to use the sentence "puto" or homo is not considered homofabia, it is disappointing. "

The Meaning of Ronaldo Haircut

Latest haircut 'zig-zag' star sensation Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo attracted the attention of football fans, but there is also the fashion critics.

But who would have thought, the latest styles featured stars of Real Madrid as his team met the United States (U.S.) in second place in Group G action at the Arena Amazonia, yesterday actually a mark of respect to a child in Spain who had to undergo brain surgery.

 
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The prolific striker is reported to fund the entire cost was the lucky child, known Erik Ortiz Cruz.

Ronaldo accounted for 83,000 pounds to Erik when a child is undergoing surgery in February.

The former Manchester United striker is also used to finance the treatment of cancer that affects children aged nine in 2012.

In Group G yesterday, they drew 2-2 with Portugal U.S. and is now in the bottom position with one point.

The team must win to meet Ghana in the final group competition on Thursday to keep alive the next level, but still depends on the result of Germany and the U.S. team Arema Pernambuco

Sunday 22 June 2014

"FIFA Lied" - Maradona

Football legend Diego Maradona slammed the FIFA after football's world governing body asking seven players Costa Rica undergo drug testing.

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Tests were made after worried sponsor companies will not pay for a big team like Italy as crashed out of the group stage at the World Cup.
Costa Rica is surprising champions of South America Uruguay 3-1 last week to qualify for the knockout psuingan World Cup after a superb 1-0 win over four-time champion Italy.
Under FIFA rules, two players per team will be drug tested after the game. However, five other players of Costa Rica, also called to give a sample.
Maradona was sent home from the 1994 World Cup in the USA after testing positive banned substance, said FIFA's decision as "not respecting the rules".
Former Argentina also claims Costa Rica has been subjected under extra scrutiny because sponsors will not "pay as promised" if the team stronger as Italy failed to advance.
"Why the test is done on seven players from Costa Rica, and not seven from Italy?" Maradona said.
According to media reports, FIFA said that, two players from each team must undergo drug control after the match, while five additional players Costa Rica also be because they are not tested prior to the game.
But Maradona said that the explanation is not satisfactory: "This all happened because some people are not happy to sit on Costa Rica and not a team of qualified (to the next round) and the sponsor will not fulfill the promise.
"I know what I'm saying because it's never happened to me. Seven players? Like I never saw it."
In a documentary about himself, Maradona has expressed his intense irritated to FIFA which he described as "liars" and "thieves".

Thursday 19 June 2014

"I used to washed cars to earn money"-Alexis Sanchez

"I used to washed cars to earn enough money to buy football boots. My family is poor and i think football is the only way to bring us out poverty. Since young, I told my mother, 'Don't worry, I'll be a football player and we will not further burden'. If i fail, I will probably work 15 hours a day at the construction site and still do not earn enough money. Football saved me."

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Who would have thought, Alexis Sanchez, formerly difficulties before becoming professional football players.

Alexis Sanchez was born on December 1998 in Tocopila, Chile. First time playing football profesionally with Cobreloa Youth Team 2004 and absorb in main team in 2005.

He then moved to Udinese, an Italian club in 2006 and began steal focus then. With the ability to break the opposing defense, he then moved to Barcelona in 2011 with € 26M fee. 

Alexis Sanchez, face many difficulties during his childhood. As a little boy, his father left him and his family. Poverty, causes Sanchez cannot afford to buy football boots. In the tournament he played, he will borrow his teamates.

However, after scoring 8 goals in 8 match, Tocopila Mayor handed him a pair of football boots. 
 
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Now, Alexis Sancehz has become the key factor for Barcelona and Chile. In the Fifa World Cup 2014, he played a key role in helping his country reach the knock out round after trashing Australia and defending champ.



5 Reason Spain went upset

Here are the 5 reasons why it went all wrong for the defending champions outlined by AFF Sports.


Sticking with the old timers
After the defeat to Netherland, coach del Bosque, replace Xavi and Gerard Pique with Pedro and Javi Martinez. Unfortunately it is too late. Vicente del Bosque should played them earlier together with Attletico Madrid midfielder Koke who is perform in La Liga

Porous Defence
If you could remember, La Roja wins in Euro 2010 and 2012 is because of their tight defense.  Unfortunately, with the combination off Sergio Ramos and Gerard Pique shows a bad record where seven goals conceded in this competition.

Selecting Diego Costa
Diego Costa doesn't give an impact. He is struggling to play the tiki taka style. Nevertheless, he received the most 'boos' while playing in Brazil after choosing to play with Spain.

Failure to adapt
Technically, Spain plays the exact technique as Barca in the Pep Guardiola time which is really oudated. Football nowdays doesn't concern on the style of play. They are more robust to score goal. That is why it is really important to have players that can change the technique in attacking and defense rapidlly.

Plating in South America
It is really hard for any Europe team to play in America Latin. The extreme climate really affects all. Spain among the first team struggle when they lost to Brazil during the Confederation Cup.

Wednesday 18 June 2014

World Cup 2014 : Cristiano Ronaldo Hot Fans

Watch here Cristiano Hot Fans.

If you watch closely, those kids in the background patting each other in the back be like "Football, Ass and Tits. Yep. We made it."

I guess, that's because they don't have a Puritan legacy in Brazil and most countries...those kids don't have dirty thoughts and see only a beautiful woman with paint on her chest... Again there's nothing with a woman's body. If you don't agree w that behavior just don't watch or walk away. Simple

Luis Suarez Favorite Food Seized

Uruguay supporters voice out their concern when the Brazilian authorities took the team's favorite food.

They claimed that this is a sign for their team to lost the match againts England in the 2014 World Cup campaign.

A total of 36 kilograms sweep dulce de leche toffee signature dish from South American team confiscated on arrival at Sete Lagoas near Belo Horizonte on 9 June.

Flavored caramel, is a tempting cake and Luis Suarez favorite.

So far, officials at the Confins Airport still refuses to release the product because of the health certificate.

The dish is very synonym with the team and this incident will somehowe affects the team performance. It may be the cause of the loss againts Chile on Saturday.

 
Uruguay news agency said: "There were times when their defeat had nothing to do with football."

Saturday 14 June 2014

Colombia stylish win even without Falcao

COLOMBIA show an excellence game when defeating Greece in the 2014 World Cup for Group C in Belo Horizonte, Brazil early Sunday morning.

Christian Zapata threaten Greece goalkeeper as early as in the fifth minute when his shot was brought under control.
 
However, Pablo Armero then scored an opening goal in the sixth minute.


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After the first goal, Greece try to increasing their urgency and managed to come back for some counter attack.
Jose Holebas nearly equalized in the 27th minute with a header after the ball misses to the Colombian side of the wicket.


Again, Greece manage to threat the opposing pose when Kone release Panagia kick from outside the penalty box but Colombian goalkeeper calmly controlled and the score remains.
In the second half, Colombia opened the second goal in the 58th minute by Teofilo Guttierrez.


Jose Pekerman continue their attacking strategy then and managed to threaten the defence and goalkeeper.
The third goal scored by James Rodriguez in the extra time.

Monday 9 June 2014

Monty Phyton creates unofficial World Cup Song

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life an unofficial World Cup 2014 song for England.

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Famous British comedy group, Monty Python created the unofficial theme song of the World Cup for England. The song was updated from the original version of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

The new version of the song was rewritten lyrics by Eric Idle. It accommodates a story about football and the World Cup. Best of all, the song is expected to treat liver England fans if the team was knocked out early.

The song was produced by Monty Pyhton performances at the O2 Arena next month. Tickets for the show go on sale on Sunday.

The original version of the song was created for the final scene of the film The Life of Brian which rises in 1979.

The song is quite popular and is often sung in many sporting events including the opening ceremony of the 2012 London Olympics.

Thursday 5 June 2014

"Ronaldo will not play a minute"-Ghanian Shaman


Winner of the FIFA Ballon d'Or 2013 , Cristiano Ronaldo may be separated in action on the biggest stage in world football Brazil that started less than two weeks from now .
Ronaldo is injured during the Champions League final victory of the resistance - European champion Atletico Madrid meet , out of action since May 25 due to tendinitis in his left knee problems . His thighs are also said to be still experiencing problems .
Despite of CR7 injury, a Ghanian shaman claimed responsibility for ensuring the Portugal international will not act even though a minute.
Portugal is in the set G which is also a collection of death together Germany , US and Ghana .
The shaman, Nana Kwaku Bonsam , means "Wednesday Satan" would have predicted that Ronaldo will miss the Brazil 2014 World Cup due to the injury since February.
In an interview with a radio station in Ghana , Bonsam said " I know the injury, I now notice.
"I am serious. Last week I have been looking for four dogs and get the ingredients to make sure that I can produce ' Kahwiri Kapam ' ( magic formula ).
"I have been saying this for four months now. He will not play for World Cup or at least against Ghana.
"The injury can not be cured by any doctors because i am using magic which you can't see.Today might knees ,  tomorrow might
thighs and so on."
On Tuesday , Ronaldo only able to practice together with Raul Meireles , Pepe which also injured at their training center in New York before going to Brazil .
He also left out during their meeting with Greece on Saturday that ending without a goal.
Portugal will meets Mexico this Saturday and Republic of Ireland next Tuesday .
They will meet Germany in the 2014 World Cup opening resistance June 17 later.

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