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Tuesday 8 July 2014

German Will Face Brazil Shaman

In addition to face with Brazil, the German team will also compete with the black magic of a local shaman in the semi-finals tomorrow.

Brazil will be without their star, Neymar in Belo Horizonte

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However, shaman Helio Sillman from Rio de Janeiro, said he would use black magic to stop coaching team Joachim Loew of advancing to the semi-finals.

"I would pick their best players and bind her feet to make sure he can not run during the game," said Sillman, referring voodoo doll a German player not named to be enchanted in a ceremony before the game starts.
 


In the shop, 'World of Orixas' Madureira neighborhood, north of Rio, Sillman do black magic ritual before every game Brazil began.

By using a small football field-shaped black box as an intermediary knowledge, he put a lit candle on the opposing team colors and a voodoo doll of their key players.

However, the curse of the star Sillman Colombia, James Rodriguez could not prevent the player to score in a match that saw his side lose 1-2 to Brazil in the quarter-finals on Friday.

Moreover, Sillman also powerless to prevent the Brazilian star Neymar from spinal injury when playing against Colombia, thus forcing him to withdraw from the match against Germany.

However, Sillman said the decision to match Brazil against Cameroon, Chile, Croatia and Mexico is due to the effectiveness of his magic.

"Brazil is successfully defeated by the four team because of my magic," he said.
 

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